surprisebitch:

nickjonasnipples:

me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

THE BIGGEST RETAIL WORKER MOOD

popokko:

10 year old me going into my parent’s room at 3 am to tell them i threw up

rayvone:

jumex:

kontrollsysteme:

spitglob:

saturnianbitch:

1oveghost:

1oveghost:

i can’t believe i was raised by 2 air signs

do me a favor and reply or reblog with your parents’ signs, mine are libra and gemini 😶

Pisces and Scorpio

Virgo n Virgo

libra and pisces

Aries and Gemini.. let chaos reign.

Leo and Pisces

chrissongzzz:

a-yoda-a-day:

why am i, a gamer and perfect gentleman, denied coochie?

teathattast:

Hi genital,

brainbubblegum:

Just how did Venom convince Anne to kiss Eddie that deep

venusinlesbian:

When the hoe from salvation army glances at me

astroskiddo:

astroskiddo:

i’m the opposite of the grinch. i’m the binch. my heart is two sizes too BIG

it’s that time of year smh